Happy Chrismahanukwanzamas!

To celebrate the holidays here's a religiously neutral holiday song! I hope you enjoy it.

Regular Night

Silent night, regular night
All is calm, all is bright
'Round the fire, mother and child
Random infant, religiously neutral
Sleep in comfortable beds
Sleep in comfortable beds

Away in a barnbox
No bib for their lunch
The donkey and camel
On straw they will munch
The stars in the sky
Shine down 'cuz it's night
The lamb and that donkey
Just got in a fight

O Tuesday Night
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night to watch TV and play cards

Fall on your knees
And do a jigsaw puzzle
Just stay inside tonight
It's half past nine
Just stay inside
Feelin' fine

How ya doin'
How ya doin'
How ya doin'
How ya doin'
I'm doin' just fine
         - Saturday Night Live